okay yes seabrook should be suspended
no he is not a dirty player, he made one dirty hit.
do you people forget this is brent...
One day Jonny wakes up and he feels old.
"I feel old, Kaner," he says on the phone. His mouth feels dry and also toothless.
Do you ever see something someone posted, and you’re just like NO YOU ARE WRONG but you think to yourself, “This isn’t the hill I want to die on” so you have to let it go?
Funny enough, epistolary stories are totally my jam, I did at least semi-epistolary ones for 2 straight Yuletides. This one gets some excerpts of their correspondence, and now I have the great urge to add much more in.
We really need epistolary stories in this fandom. It is a strong feeling that I have. Think of the “wish you were here! no, really, you have no idea how much I WISH YOU WERE HEREEEEE why don’t you SEE” and “remember all those Cups we won? wasn’t that great?” postcards of extreme patheticness and tragedy you could have sent.
I got some awesome responses to my post asking what people were up to in Kane/Toews fandom, so I wanted to go through and list it all out. (PS: If you asked me not to post your response, I am still sending out my responses to those. Not ignoring you, I promise. It’s just LOTS of you are working on things as it turns out and I APPROVE.)
Miscellaneous happy things:
deformed-globule said: That article (from today I think) which said that Kaner and Tazer ‘hooked up early’. How is this real life I don’t even know.
- The beat/NHL writers can be pretty good to us, it’s true. Maybe once you hit that 1 a.m. deadline you’re just like, “I know how this reads, YOLO!” and submit to your editor.
1whiskers said: I decided what the hawks really needed to put them over the edge was a greater show of commitment from me….
Blackhawks pedi! - Your dedication is bearing fruit. I hope you understand that if we make it out of this round, you are required to maintain this.
elqiao said: look, I’m so excited about this talking penis idea, I can’t even express it
- I will endeavor to be worthy of your excitement. I went for it, I’m not going to lie to you. I really, really committed to my premise. I put a ring on my premise.
llanoor said: When you said there was crackfic coming up from you, never could I have imagined it was PKane’s talking penis. So…good on you, I guess?!
- Uh, there is no ‘I guess’ about it, tyvm. If you don’t like Tim the talking penis by the end of my 10K+ of it, you should proceed with defriending me immediately, because it’s not gonna get any better than that in these parts.
A .gif query - there were two moments of the Blackhawks game last night that I haven’t seen floating around these parts. In the CSN broadcast, Kaner made a particularly unattractive pufferfish face type thing, complete with strange tongue action while Johnny was looking at him, and I wanted to stare at it some more and think about how Johnny’s life is really very difficult.
Also, after the game, the on-ice interview was with Captain Smiley and he was all REAL GOOD TO BE HOME WITH THIS GREAT CROWD IN CHICAGO and looking ridiculous and pleased with the world and it was a v. good look for him.
If you have seen these pls to direct me toward them. (Or they would be valuable um, to the fandom, were someone inclined to go make them. I am useless, because I totally said to myself omg pufferfish, note the time! Which I did! Then I forgot. BUT THE SECOND ONE WAS TOTALLY IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE GAME. :D :D :D :D ?)