lamaenthel:

gaydennisreynolds:

too sleepy to elaborate at this time but I miss the old fandom culture of interacting with fanfic writers and fanfic artists as members of the fandom community who enjoyed engagement and discussion and feedback instead of the modern trend of seeing us as content creators up on a pedestal who don’t need positive feedback but DO need to churn out constant content to feed the a03 machine

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vergak:

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au where a bunch of star wars characters get pulled out of time and into a room with each other

characters:

-anakin, season 7 clone wars

- obi wan, post revenge of the sith

- din djarin, just after boba fett’s show ended

- luke skywalker, right after a new hope

- bo katan, after return of jedi

- han solo, after a new hope

- qui gon jinn, just before his death in the phantom menace

IMAGINE THE CHAOS. almost every single person has some connection with someone, but lets tie some of those to anakin first since he has the most

obi wan looks at anakin and is like “i just cut you into pieces and watched you burn?” and anakin is like “hey what thE FUCK?” and then luke tries to cut in to break them up and anakins like “who do you think you are?” and luke is like “luke skywalker, actually. whats your problem bitch?” and anakins like. “what” and obi wan is like “what” and anakin is like “who are your parents?!?!?!” and he has a reset when luke is like “well they died a while ago but i think my father’s name was anakin”

and then QUI GON comes in and is like “wait are you anakin skywalker?” and anakin is like “yes- qUI GON!?!?!??!”

obi wan is like “oh my god im so sorry i just killed anakin” and qui gon and anakin and luke are all like like “WHAT”

and then din cuts in and is like “wait youre luke skywalker? you were my son’s daycare teacher” and luke is like “WHAT?!?!” and din is like “yeah after i became the leader of mandalore you came and killed like 25 on-crack stormtroopers to get to him”

and bo-katan is like “IM SORRY YOURE THE LEADER OF WHAT”

and then han solo comes in and is like “wait luke you know this bounty hunter? i think i heard of him” and then din is like “arent you the hunter who helped blow up the death star, got kidnapped by jabba in carbonite, and then married the princess of alderaan?” and han is like “I MARRIED WHO???!??!!”

and obi wan is like “wait but isnt the princess of alderaan luke’s sister?”

and luke is like “I HAVE A SISTER?!?!” while anakin is like “I HAVE A DAUGHTER TOO!?!??!?!”

and then padme from revenge of the sith shows up and leia from a new hope shows up and padme is like “anakin? but you just choked me out on mustafar?” and anakin is like “WAIT WHAT NO” and then leia sees luke and is like “hey whats happening-” and luke is like “YOURE MY SISTER?!?!?” and han is like “I MARRY YOUR SISTER?” and leia is like “YOURE MY BROTHER?!”

and then anakin is like “WAIT I DIDNT KILL YOU” and padme is like “ANAKIN YOU PRETTY MUCH DID” and the palpatine from return of the jedi shows up and is like “oh hey anakin did you know you turn into a sith after obi wan slices off your limbs?” and anakin goes to obi wan and is like “YOU DID QHATTATTWQH+WHAT!!??!?!” and then hes like “IM A SITHHH!?!??!?!?!”

and then qui gon is like “OBI WAN I TOLD YOU TO MAKE HIM INTO A JEDI”

and obi wan is like “THATS WHAT I D I D” and then din is like “wait is he that darth vader guy i heard about who blew up alderaan?” and leia is like “WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS MY FATHER!??!?!”

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djemsoresu:

had to like slap and remind myself that the Obi-Wan Kenobi show is NOT in fact a fix it and Obi-Wan and Vader will NOT have a homoerotic fight scene that ends with Obi-Wan gently placing his hand on Vader’s vocoder, calling him Dear One leading up to homoerotic crying repressed men as the world burns around them

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ne8ula:

obi-wan kenobi | part iii

tumblr text posts + obi wan & anakin edition

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justaminion:

Kinda feel like Anakin wrote the Obi-Wan show. It would explain a lot.

- Obi-Wan’s intense misery and inability to forget about Anakin for ten years

- how extremely perfect his daughter would be and how Obi-Wan would adore her

- the Padme references

- every Vader scene

- the bits that are kind of weirdly rushed and don’t quite make sense, because it’s not beta-read, he hasn’t got the patience

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binaryeclipse:

Wow we really just got a 40-minute Vaderwan fic tagged hurt no comfort, not a fix-it

sith-maul:

“You fixed her.”

STAR WARS: EPISODE II – Attack of the Clones
OBI-WAN KENOBI – Part III

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tennessoui:
“lxdy-starfury:
“Bonus points if there’s a “who did this to you?” in there
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I need a gentle cupping of the uninjured side of the face, or it didn’t happen.
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tennessoui:

lxdy-starfury:

Bonus points if there’s a “who did this to you?” in there

I need a gentle cupping of the uninjured side of the face, or it didn’t happen.

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metroid-fusion:

visit-ba-sing-se:

visit-ba-sing-se:

love how this whole “new people coming to tumblr now” situation has exactly the vibe of strange showing up in the saloon of an old western town and stepping on the creaking floorboard

”Listen up, Stranger. Since you already stumbled in here, there is a few things you should know. First of all, this is a lawless land. There is no algorithm, and there are no ways to control which posts get traction. They do, or they don’t. Second, we do not do well with influencers here. You can try, but you won’t last long. They never do. Third, no one trusts a stranger who hides behind a default icon and only watches from afar. We have dealt with those before, and it did cost us. If you want to gain trust, talk to and support your fellas, and they will eventually return the favour. Finally, we like real fights in here. This is not a place of where you get unalived. This is a place where you die.”

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tennessoui:

now all i’m thinking about is like an episodic sitcom star wars series set in the Jedi Temple during the Clone Wars and revolves around new characters but with Generals Skywalker and Kenobi and the Jedi Council in the background

like all the initiates hear that Ahsoka Tano is Anakin Skywalker’s padawan which is wild they hadn’t even known he was an option, but also that means Obi-Wan Kenobi is still an option (!!!!) so everytime Obi-Wan is on leave back at the Temple, there’s this group of like twelve to thirteen year olds trailing behind him trying to do nice things and competing for his attention and his favor (like the Bachelor reality show but it’s called Master and Obi-Wan doesn’t realize he’s playing)

and behind that group is a pair of cloaked individuals with the exact same heights as anakin skywalker and ahsoka tano, looking to sabotage the initiates because ACTUALLY obi-wan ISN’T available, ACTUALLY Obi-Wan is very, very taken and he is too busy being THEIR master and co-master so SCRAM

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obiwanobi:

rhysintherain:

obiwanobi:

a silly hc I like to think about is that most Jedi have a very vague concept of money.

sure they know what money is and get the principle of exchanging it for goods and services, but they grow up without having to use it in the Temple so what’s the point of knowing the price of a jogan fruit if you can just ask for one in the refectory?

The accounting department is traditionally run by non-Jedi because none of them knows how taxes work or what a balance sheet is. Accountants working at the Temple are the most exasperated people in the galaxy and their daily conversations are like,

“master Kenobi went on a 2-week long mission and didn’t ask for an allocation. Again. I wonder if he’s going to admit he forgot and call for help at one point or try to sell most of his clothes at the highest price possible. Can’t wait to read his report.”

“can someone explain to me how Master Fisto left a month ago with 400 credits and came back with twice that amount? What did he do to earn that much money?”

“remember that time Master Jinn asked us to send him the equivalent of the GDP of a small mid rim planet because he gambled on a Force-intuition? yeah, I don’t miss this guy.”

anyway my point was actually: Anakin Skywalker, who grew up working in a shop and has never paid a price he didn’t bargain for before, is one of the only Jedi the accounting department considers responsible and pragmatic.

Obi-wan just knows that they gave him a card, and he can get things if he shows them the card.

He doesn’t know what a credit limit is. He’s mildly confused whenever accounting gets mad at him. He has no idea a credit is actually worth. He has no intention of finding out.

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some of my favourite additions, you all get it

intermundia:

Here are some passages from Jude Watson’s “The Last One Standing” that give me psychic damage!!!! This is the beginning of the short story—it opens with the fact that Obi-Wan is ruminating on Anakin:

Sometimes he talked to him in his head. Arguments more furious than the ones they'd had. Talks in which he explained, Master to Padawan, why he'd done what he'd done. Simple words that managed to say everything he'd meant to say, only more clearly than he'd ever been able to say it. In these talks, Anakin listened and understood. Of course, he was talking to a ghost. Anakin Skywalker was dead.

He’s having conversations with him in his head, constantly consumed by rehashing old arguments and figuring out the perfect sequence of words. He believes he is dead at this point, Luke is still a baby so he hasn’t learned about Vader. He literally thinks he’s arguing with the man that he loved and killed, like:

Anakin was still alive in Obi-Wan's mind. Obi-Wan was engaged with him so intensely that he expected his apprentice to walk over one of those shifting sand dunes and grin at him again. Or scowl. He'd take anything. Any mood, any defiance. Just to see him again. Every day and every night he violated every principle the Jedi had taught him about staying in the present moment, about acceptance. Going over every argument, every talk, to find the key that he should have turned in order to unlock the secrets of Anakin's heart. Why had he turned to the dark side? When did it happen? The Anakin he knew and loved couldn't have done it. Something had twisted in him, and Palpatine had exploited it somehow.

Engaged with him so intensely… Grin or scowl, he’d take anything, any mood, any defiance, just to see him again. He’s aware that he’s violating the Code, not accepting what happened, not accepting the the man he knew and loved could have done the things that he did. This results in a depression so profound that I recognize it from personal experience lol:

Obi-Wan didn't like the sand, either, but he was grateful for the absence of color. He didn't find the planet beautiful, so at least he felt no loss when he traveled across the landscape. Once he had loved the vivid greens of forests, the deep blues of lakes and seas. Now everything blended into everything else, mesa, cliff, hill, road. There was no vegetation to refresh the eye, no sudden explosions of flowers to startle you into a fresh appreciation of living. He didn't want to appreciate anything. He wanted a place of no color, flat light, dark shadow. It suited him now.

He didn’t want to appreciate anything, a place of no color, flat light, dark shapes. It suited him now. Like fuck, dude, I want to forcefeed him some of my wellbutrin. When Ewan says that at the beginning of the Kenobi show, he feels broken and faithless? If he is feeling like the above? It is going to break my heart to watch Ewan do that. I cannot watch him self-flagellate and pine:

He had been tempted once, too. He had loved, too. If only Anakin had confided in him. If only... And why hadn't he? Because Obi-Wan had failed him. If he'd been a better Master, if he'd had more of Qui-Gon's kindness and wisdom ... Anakin might have approached him, have felt free to say whatever he was thinking or feeling. If ... They had flown together, wingtip to wingtip. They had relied on each other. He was more daring when Anakin was with him. Anakin had taught him how to take risks. But in the end he had lost everything. I hate you! Anakin had screamed at him on the volcanic slope. Writhing in pain on the black sand while the lava river burned behind them.

His longing for the past is so palpable you can almost taste it. Flying together, wingtip to wingtip, relying on each other, Anakin made him feel more daring. He’s consumed with how entangled their lives were, how much they shaped each other, how Anakin made him feel. He’s violating the Code again, clinging to those memories, that old identity, wondering what he did wrong, and never able to find an answer.

Sand pelted his cheeks. This was his life now. To protect a baby who didn't know him, might never know him. To have no one by his side, ever again. To be Master to none, to have his life linked to no one. To coexist with memories that he could not live with. To have the memory of Anakin be like living fire in his gut. To get up every day, to stand, to watch, to live, when so many had died. And keep on walking.

To have no one by his side, ever again. Master to none, life linked to no one. Coexist with memories he could not live with. His memory of Anakin like a living fire in his gut. Like, this is so painful lmao. I just ache with him and his grief, his loneliness without Anakin, without the rest of the Jedi. I cannot believe Anakin did this to him, and neither can he. CANNOT WAIT for the show to dramatize this all and ruin my life ✌️

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daithpiercing:

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once i was at the philly museum of art and a security guard saw me looking at this sculpture that is just a head of romaine lettuce tied to a block of granite with a piece of wire (sculpture that eats by giovanni anselmo) and he was like. i’m here sometimes when the lettuce guy comes in to change the lettuce.

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