[[I had to ok I watched this dang movie four times already]]
THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. THIS SHIT IS REAL. THIS IS REAL SHIT. SHIT THAT HAPPENED.
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
it sounds like the plot of a fanfic
kiwoa tagged this: #give me this fic #give me jonny posing as a hooker #and kaner posing as a john #give me failed attempts at busting each other #a motel where the fire alarm goes off before the door closes #a traffic jam that takes up the entire hour #an alleyway that ends up being private property #they get chases off by the angry restauranteur who actually owns the lot before they can do more than breathe at each other #and when they finally end up in close quarters #and the deal is about to sealed #so it’s time to pull out the badge #neither one of them can do it #it’s just #they LIKE each other #all these failed escapades have kind of brought them together #jonny can’t bring himself to ruin pat’s life #and kaner can’t bring himself to make tazer’s life any harder #so they don’t #neither one of them does #and they end up banging #and then it happens again #and again #and everytime they each swear to themselves that this will be the time #even if i won’t arrest him #i’ll tell him the truth #it’s not until kaner hears a call about a prostitution bust and recognizes the address that it all falls apart #because he goes to warn tazer #of course he does #and tazer just gapes at him #and says ‘i made the call.’