jonathan toews does not want a sandwich
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Avengers Minimalist Posters
Part 8 - “Abilities & Weapons”
Requested by supersnazzy
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- loki: kneel before me, puny huma-
- all of tumblr: *falls to the floor*
- loki: ...well, that was easy. now-
- all of tumblr: oh my god look at how precious he is when he's trying to rule!
- loki: wha-
- all of tumblr: look you can see the pain in his eyes even now!
- loki: look here, i am trying to control your lives, you insolent little-
- all of tumblr: omsfkdkjsdgkdmgks loki skdjksaljdlkasj
omggggg so many high pitched sounds
Completely Rational fears about baby Steve Rogers.
…an entire newspaper.
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The Avengers according to Tony Stark.
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- Everyone: Can we go to bed or...
- Henrik Lundqvist: No
- Braden Holtby: No
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
whaaaaat.
Oh my god.
I played the Glee’s version of Somebody That I Used to Know and the original at the same time and I got this.
omg im cgonan cry this is so creepy heLP
is this how you summon satan
yes
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happy birthday, jonathan toews!
Happy Birthday to one of my favorite people!
http://www.bauer.com/blog/index.cfm/2010/11/1/Jonathan-Toews-Q—A - I HOPE YOU HAVE TAKEN A VACATION BY NOW
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Brent Seabrook kept reaching over and slapping Tazer’s [Toews] controller out of his hand. Toews has a bad temper so Seabrook did it twice. Then Seabrook was like, ‘I’m out of here. See you later.’ And then Tazer jumped up and tackled him with like one of those karate moves where you sweep your leg behind the other guy and you throw him down. So he threw him down, jumped on top of him and held him by the collar.
And he was yelling, ‘You want to go? You want to do this? You want to do this right now?’ He was like, seriously, wanted to fight him. Everybody got quiet because we thought they were really going to fight here. Then they got up and Seabrook threw him to the side and they got out of there.
That’s going to happen when you lock these guys up in the same hotel, playing the same video game. Toews got up and called Seabrook a fatty. Yeah, that was a good one.
