I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!
It’s too early to be thinking about this shit
Comcast SportsNet in Chicago had a brief clip of Kaner at the bowling event too. He was wearing a blue plaid shirt underneath the bowling shirt, because of course he was. He also did the classic tongue/lip lick look of concentration before he rolled the ball (he might’ve got a strike on that one, go bb!), also because of course. His hands looked, uh, nice against the ball, and there was a backwards Bulls cap.
Sooo if anyone comes across that, uh, it’d be a good one.
PS: There was a brief but shining ass moment for Tazer, but the lines of it were ruined by his wallet. Fuck that wallet/phone for ruining the aesthetics.
/slinks off shamefully, etc.
Anonymous asked: Wait, that text story was about Duncs who didn't like it so Tazer was all "I'll protect you?" WHAT IS THIS TEAM???
As far as I know, yes.
Sharp originally told this story at the 2009 Blackhawks Convention, as you can see here. Apparently, Duncs wasn’t too thrilled about the story being out there, so Sharp changed it so Toews was now the victim of the prank. Toews hasn’t tried to correct him since.
(EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.)
twoearsandaheart: #way more plausible frankly#than jonny#who ‘didn’t deserve’ to go out to dinner after a loss#unclenching enough to both bang a girl AND have her in his phone#if they’d pulled it on him#picking the name out of his phone that tazer casually threw around once or twice in the locker room#tazer would’ve stared blankly#super confused#bc he remembers kara? vaguely?#but the only person he’s been getting off with for the past 6 mths is KANER#and…kaner is not pregnant